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[Lyravator]

Well, that wasn't what Celestia was expecting when she tried to get the Elements of Harmony.

[Lightsabers Are Getting Out of Hand]

They certainly are getting out of hand when Jar Jar Binks has his face melted off by kissing a lightsaber-constructed girl.

[NG Summer Fest 2023 Opening Animation]

What started as a peaceful day at the beach quickly turned into the biggest water fight of the summer.

[Tricky learns to kickflip]

"YOU DO NOT OUTSKATE CLOWN!!! CLOWN OUTSKATES YOU!!!"

[Pixar Animation Studios logo (underwater version)]

This would be a good logo for Finding Nemo or another Pixar film that takes place underwater.

[Remi Skateboards]

You really gotta watch where you're going.

[Shadow Wizard Money Gang!]

You made these wizards look a lot more intimidating than they were before. I would definitely not want to be swindled out of my money from them.

[Skibidi Toilet Animated!]

I don't really find this meme funny, mostly because seeing a man's head in the toilet would be terrifying in real life. In fact, there are a few instances where people actually got stuck in a toilet, and they were not pretty sights. In 2013, a man in Cape Town, South Africa got stuck in a portable toilet at a construction site. Not only was his head sticking out of the bowl, but also his lower legs and arms. He was folded, his butt, lower trunk and thighs firmly wedged. It took about 40 minutes for him to be rescued. Eventually the man was released, unharmed, albeit with nasty clothes. There was no explanation for how the man got himself stuck deeply in the toilet, the space of the bowl was a regular size. But he must have been drunk, since his eyes were red and he seemed a little off. Also in 2013, at White Water Park near Tulsa, Oklahoma, a mother and young daughter went into the women’s public restroom, only to discover a face peering up at them from the depths of the toilet. The park’s facilities utilized a septic tank under a cement slab on which the bathroom rested. Plastic toilet seats were built over holes into the septic service. 52-year-old Kenneth Webster Enlow was caught crouched in the septic tank...soaking in the sewage. Keystone Fire and Rescue helped Enslow climb out of the toilet and hosed him off with a firehose before he was arrested by local sheriff's deputies. Enslow spouted a wild story, saying that his girlfriend named Angel had attacked him, hitting him in the head with a tire iron, knocking him unconscious and dumping him into the toilet before driving off. He had just woken up when the lady and her daughter came in to use the bathroom. Enlow was taken to the Tulsa County Jail where he was booked on a Peeping Tom complaint. To the surprise of no one, no hide or hair of ‘Angel’ was ever found. The only injuries Enslow had were a few minor scratches consistent with scraping himself on the cement slab under the bathroom.

Netmations responds:

That… is quite a story O_O

[the shake]

Don't worry, the Grimace Shake is safe to drink. You won't die from it, and it won't give you any nasty side effects. You shouldn't listen to what those silly TikTokers have to say.

[RUN!]

Sometimes you just can't outrun people who are older than you.